Shoes!

Amelia, like most girls is willing to put herself through pain for the

perfect pair of heels.

This was inspired by a not so recent trip to Christian Louboutin with my BFF Blaire, the stuff that comes out of her mouth is comic genius!

Every time Blaire comes to Sydney to visit we always go to these fancy designer shops. I don't know why, we never buy anything. I still wonder as to why we went to Louboutin, neither of us have the grace or coordination to pull of high heels, I mean I wear them for five minutes and take them off because they are so freaking uncomfortable, oh and I have chicken legs that can't support the rest of my body weight.

 

I guess we just like looking at stuff that is excessively tacky and shiny, but not all things shiny and tacky, only the items with a thousand dollar mark up. Remember people, despite your socioeconomic status you have to always keep it classy; this means walking into Chanel and being escorted out straight away because there are food stains on your $3 t-shirt, and your Doc's haven't been polished in four years. 

Just because you know you can't really afford to spend your savings on a hideous pair of shoes, doesn't mean they do. Best in theory not practice, much like communism, or in my case not doing the dishes in the hopes someone else will do them for me. And yes, I just compared politics with buying overpriced garments and house work.